After my girls were exposed to RSV (Which is not as big of a deal as this time last year, of course) I would NEVER panic at the first sign of Reese's cough and congestion and make appointments for BOTH girls even though Riley Grace was perfectly fine. Once there, my happy go lucky daughters certainly would not crawl up me SCREAMING the ENTIRE time. And the sweeeeeet doctor most definitely wouldn't tell them they're being a bit dramatic. ha ha! Ya- I never pay $50 just for the doctor's reassurance that it's just a cold and teething- nope not me.
When cooking dinner with Riley playing by my feet, I would never get paranoid when Reese gets too quiet. She's always perfect! I would never leave my Sonic Happy Hour LARGE vanilla dr pepper on the table by the couch now that Reesey can reach up there. And I wouldn't ever look over to the living room and see Reese very seriously watching Dora while holding and DRINKING my GIANT vanilla dr. pepper. I'm much for observant than that!
After bathing the girls, Riley certainly wouldn't get still and 'grunt' in order to... ahem ... go potty IN THE TUB. I would never scoop her out to try to keep it from getting in the water all while the pieces keep plopping down into the bath water that Reese is STILL in. That's just gross. Things like that? NEVER happen over here.
After the poop disaster and drying off and diapering up my girls, I would never send them off to the playroom while I clean up only to find Riley return to the bathroom butt naked. She'd NEVER take her diaper off. Then when looking around the corner, I'd never see Reese with her diaper around one ankle because she, too, thought she'd take it off, but got stuck. Oh and Reese Abigail would NOT ever climb to the top of her slide stand up and PEE all over it while diaper-less. Nope. That's just way too disgusting.
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A few more pics of my little ones from this week:
Riley's face cracks me up!
pretty eyes!
swinging!
sliding!
10 comments:
YOu needed a picture of Reese drinking from your Sonic drink... too funny!!! I love to hear I am not the only one who has moments like these...
I am laughing so hard from this post! Too cute!
I am laughing so hard from this post! Too cute!
- Laura
I think Wes and I have paid for Dr. Jim and Dr. Pam's daughter to go to college we are there so much.... He's such a nice guy and never makes us feel like we are over protective.
This absolutely cracks me up! I love nothing more than reading your Not Me Monday posts! Hang in there momma!
Ha! The glamorous life of a SAHM.
I brought home a Sonic Diet Limeade the other day and my two crazies drank the whole thing before I even noticed!
You crack me up!
Emmi once drank my entire Starbucks Iced White Mocha while I was not paying attention shopping at Target! Then she got down, ran about fifty laps around a clothing rack on super speed, before going back to calmy sitting in the cart like nothing happened!!
Oh dear! I hope she doesn't have a taste for soda now!
As far as the RSV, be paranoid, Mama! My girls had it at 19 months. It was awful.
Hi, don't know if you read back but these not me posts are awesome. My not me is really gross - I'd never have to go sprinting into my girls room because I see over the monitor toddler A handing something to toddler B, saying "here", having toddler B say "no". Toddler A then puts thing up to her nose, takes a big wiff and smushes it into her binkied mouth. Yes,I'd never wait those extra 20 seconds to figure out what she was trying to share with her sister. I'd know better because toddler A is the poopy bandit - always digs around in her diaper and offers anyone near her a sample.
Also I wouldn't continually let 2 toddlers run around naked after bath time just because I love looking at their cute naked bodies because I know that they pee on the wood floors every time they get out of the bath. Hey, at least they have out grown dancing in the puddles.
Oh Cindy- I am laughing out loud!! YOU need a blog, girl! :) Hilarious.
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