Not Me! Monday

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I would never LITERALLY say a prayer asking the Lord to MAKE my girls keep their bows on so I could get a good picture for their birthday invitation. That is ridiculous!

I've been wanting "summery" paper to make our block party invitations for the neighborhood, so yesterday I went to Office Max (I also needed a printer cartridge) and didn't find what I wanted, so I headed to Target. I certainly would not go there with paper in mind and leave with a basket full of other things and FORGET the cute paper. Never!

I NEVER have a sweet tooth- nope. Buying Ben and Jerry's Cake Batter Ice Cream two weeks in a row at the grocery store (for ME alone)? I'd never!

I would never want to smell what was cookin in the crock pot so I'd take the lid off, bend in to get a whiff and smack my head on the microwave so hard I got a headache. nope- that sounds like something a child would do- not an adult full of body awareness!





I was so excited to take the girls (well mainly Reese) to the Play Place at the mall with cousin Casen today. Reese was not that excited. Miss Social busybody would NEVER just sit there and watch kids play around her and then proceed to cry and cry and cry. And she definitely would not be SO RUDE to SCREAM bloody murder when a sweet child of a different ethnicity wanted to play with her. Not Reese! She's way too sweet, playful, and well rounded for that.

Riley would NEVER wait until we're out in public eating to dramatically gag and throw up food. Saving that nastiness for public restaurants- she'd never do that... EVERY TIME we're out.... ugh.

What about you??