You might be pregnant if you put on your ADORABLE closed toe zebra shoes and your toes try to pop out the top. Bigger feet-- what?!
You might be pregnant if you ask your husband to bring you a pickle in the middle of the night because you HAVE to have one RIGHT THEN.
You might be pregnant if you watch a sad movie and continue crying an hour after it's over (see last post!).
You might be pregnant if...
Come on ladies, help me out! Any others?? :)
Y'all are hilarious!!! I've LOVEd reading yours... keep em coming. They're quite entertaining. :)
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you might be pregnant if...
-you can't get in and out of a regular sized bathroom stall because your belly prohibits the door from swinging open.
-you sleep with more pillows around your body than your head.
-shirts that once would have looked like t-shirt dresses somehow become too short to go over the front of your body.
-your emotions change more often than you ever thought possible!
you might be pregnant if...
*eat enchildadas and pickles on the same dinner plate.
*you go to restaurant and just order queso because that is ALL you want. I was obsessed with queso.
*you take up most of your king size bed with pillows, where is Casey going to sleep? ha!
*get up at 3 in the morning to eat a bowl of cereal. Those twins take all your food supply!!!
*you know where the bathroom is in EVERY place you go in.
*on a sweet note, you feel TWO precious kicks from TWO precious babies. :)
Hope you are enjoying it right now. Can't wait to see all the fun stuff in coming months.
You might be pregnant if ...
- you have to run to the bathroom to avoid an accident because little feet/legs are kicking your bladder (breech baby Casen!) constantly
- you start to walk the "pregnant walk" you swore you would never sport
- there is no end to your calfs ... they just run right into your feet (goodbye ankles!)
- your belly hits strangers as you walk around in stores, restaurants, etc. because your body - awareness has gone long ago
FUN post! :)
you might be prego if...
-you eat tums like they are candy.
-you eat a pb&j EVERYDAY after school.
-you eat ice like it has taste.
(why are mine all about eating??)
*by the way, I cried that much in p.s. i love you and i'm not prego, what is that saying about me???
You might be pregnant if...
~all you want to eat is broccoli, shrinp and garlic (which I am sure is not enough nutrition, or a good breakfast)
~You go from a 34D to a 36F in 6 weeks (lets hope they don't get any bigger)
~people annoy you at the drop of the hat ( I have very little patience with "stupid people" right now)
~everything makes you cry; songs, movies, people, animals, etc.
This was a fun post Amy, hope all is well with those little ones- oh, and we are having a girl too!! I am so excited to finally buy pink!!!
You might be pregnant if...
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......I've got nothin'. Sorry.
But it's good to know what symptoms to look for when the time comes!
you might be pregnant if...
- you pee 100 times per day most of which feel like they are in the middle of the night
- if you cry because they ran out of ice tea at the restaurant you are eating at
- you can't wear you wedding ring anymore b/c your fingers are swollen so you go buy a fake on at Khols for $6.99
Funny stuff!! Ok here's mine:
-When you think you actually beat the stretch mark curse until AFTER you give birth because they were in places that you could not see.
-When you want to make out with your anesthesiologist because he made those HORRIBLE contractions go away. (Ok, maybe not really make out, but I was pretty darn close to giving him a BIG kiss! This was with Hudson...don't read Harper's birth story). Epidurals are from the Lord himself.
-When you have to get your Hub to help you out shaving your legs because you cannot bend over anymore.
-When you are 9 months miserably pregnant and you would rather die than have sex. (in my defense I had 2 July babies, so I was swollen, HOT, and miserable).
Ok...there's my few!!!
What a fun post to read! I guess for us small chested girls, we WILL get to have boobs one day! ;-)
Thought of 2 more:
-When you and your hub would rather lay in bed at night and watch the your belly "move" rather than tv. (it really is the coolest thing watching an elbow glide across your tummy, or just watch it bounce from all the kicks).
-When you can't remember the last time you stayed up past 9! Pregnancy wears you OUT!!!
This has been fun!!!
ok,
I agree with Allison...
I totally remember laying in bed watching the belly move...crazy movements with 2!
Also, Casey did shave my legs a few times...funny! Either stay hairy or have him shave.
LOVE this post!
Ha! I think you guys pretty much covered mine...but remember. What the Boobie Fairy bringth, the Boobie Fairy taketh away.....AND sometimes then some. I went from a D to a 34B. And that's not even including what happened during pregnancy!
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