Monday, October 19, 2009

Not Me! Monday


I would NEVER buy a BOX of desserts from Magnolia Cafe and Bakery (my fav) because they alll looked delicious.  And I would never get them home and find that teeny 'sugar' ants thought they looked delicious as well and decided to crawl all over them.  And I most certainly would NOT brush the ants off and eat it anyway... that's just sick.  Never.

My darling perfect daughters would NoT decide their new favorite game is to throw food, toys, etc down on the ground when in their high chair, car seat, etc.  And IF they did... Reese surly wouldn't throw her ring shaped "rattle" out of the car door at a gas station when I opened it to check on her.  It definitely wouldn't roll nearly 100 yards away before stopping in a nasty muddy puddle.  And I would never just leave it there because a. I'm tired of picking up things thrown on the ground and b. it was NASTY.  Nope!

When washing my hands or doing everyday tasks (changing clothes, cleaning up, etc), I don't ever find myself singing the ridiculous song/s I make up for the girls while they're doing it... even if they're not with me.  "Wash, wash, wash your hands so that they are clean..." to the tune of "Row Row Row Your Boat" certainly wouldn't come out of my mouth while at the sink... in public... without the girls... Uh uh.


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5 comments:

Emily said...

I find myself singing things all the time... Not as much now that I am not teaching Kindergarten. My husband always makes fun of me for it!!

Jill said...

HA! That first one made me laugh out loud!

Tricia said...

Thanks. You just made me crave strawberry cake and fruit salad with the yummy sauce from Magnolia. I kid you not, I used to go there at least three times a week. Maybe more.

I probably would have dusted those ants off, too!

Catherine said...

HAHA!!! Cute Post!

I tried to send you a message on facebook but it wouldnt let me. Wanted to let you know, incase you havent been, buy tickets online at dewberryfarm.com before you go. We got there about 11:30 on Sunday (didnt open til 12)and waited in line almost an hour bc we didnt know you could buy ahead of time. Colton was very wiggly and restless by the time we finally paid.

Yall have a great time!!!!

Kristy Goldman said...

You're so cute Amy - good post. I should do this... it begs for blogger honesty. I love it.

Kristy