Monday, October 5, 2009

Not ME Monday


Head over to McMama's blog and read other's Not Me Mondays... always a crack up!!

ME nag my hubby?! Never. I would never continually ask my hubby to go out and buy us a new microwave since ours stopped working- telling him "I can't live without a microwave!". Then after buying one (but not installing it yet), we would never come to realize the reason our microwave stopped working was because... it cam unplugged! That's just ridiculous.  
(New microwave will go back to the store asap...)


I would NEVER ask my sister to meet me at CVS so she could watch the girls on the toy aisle while feeding them snacks while I went to the Minute Clinic rather than getting a babysitter and going to the real doctor. And I'm NOT such a hypochondriac that I'd see that Minute Clinic doctor lady because my tongue felt like it was burning and itchy and it was interfering with my eating abilities as well as having ulcers in my mouth and a sore throat from my allergies. Going to the doctor "just in case I'm sick?" Nah- not me. Then (since Dr. lady was clueless about my tongue issues- ha!) when she offered to do a strep test just in case- since my throat was slightly red (??)... I would NEVER gag and close my mouth dramatically THREE times so she finally would throw it away, say I didn't have to do it- because I probably didn't have strep anyway, and give me my money back... nope. Not me- I'm NOT full of drama- EVER.


I do NOT wear jeans several times before washing them OR wear them different ways (cuff up the bottom, make into capris) thinking no one will notice. After NOT wearing my fav Lucky Jeans for the 3rd day in a row- rolled up in capris, I certainly didn't find a cough drop resting in the cuff from 3 days earlier when I bought them to "cure" my ailments when at CVS- see above. That's just silly! How would I not notice a cough drop in there for 3 days?!

I'm NOT ever embarrassed. Like when I was at the store the other day strolling down the "As Seen on TV" aisle like the sucker that I am thinking about what I could bring Leah to the hospital to make her smile... I certainly wouldn't actually BUY a leopard Snuggie, but wait until no one else was on the aisle to put it under my stroller. Buying a Snuggie wouldn't embarrass me- no way!  
(She loved it by the way. :))

Nope! NOT me!

8 comments:

Cheryl said...

You crack me up!!!! You guys are in my thoughts and prayers!

JRB Photography said...

That is too hilarious!

And jeans only get to the comfy point after you wear them a few times!!! ;)

Love you sweetie. Holding yall in my heart.

Beth said...

hysterical! i'm glad i read this alone in my house because i was laughing out loud!

on a serious note, i'm so sorry for your sister. please tell her i'm praying for her and ben.

Ginger @ GReads! said...

I laughed out loud at the cough drop incident! I would SO do that.

Please let Leah know I've been thinking about her <3

Emily said...

I think we all do that with our jeans... However I haven't ever found a cough drop in mine... :) ha

Justin tells me he is buying me a Snuggie for Christmas. I would probably actually use it because I hate being cold. But I would NEVER wear it in public like seen on the commercial!! They now have them for your pets as well...

I've been thinking about you and your family a lot over the past couple weeks... Still praying over your sweet family!

Kristen said...

You are cracking me up right now!

praying for your sweet family and Leah. :)

Jill said...

That is hilarious that your microwave was just unplugged. LOL

And I wear my jeans a few times before washing too. :)

Funny post!!

Tricia said...

Rachel and I just agreed to buy each other Snuggies for Christmas. Wear your Snuggie proud Leah! There is NOTHING wrong with a Snuggie, even if some, certain people are embarrassed by them!!