What I've Learned Today...

- If my children see another child with something they also have in public (ie a lunchbox), they will assume it's theirs and that he must have stolen it. They will then scream off the chart decibels while pointing at him.

- Their cousin's Goldfish are better than theirs. Even if they're the same...

- Always lock the water dispenser on the fridge. ALWAYS. If not, then Reese will not only attempt to help herself by refilling her water cup, but will somehow wedge the cup in order for the water 'button' to get stuck and continue gushing water even after the cup is full. Since I was not in the room, this resulted in a GALLON of water flooding my kitchen floor. At least she eventually told me, "Mama. Wa-wer." (oh so calmly).

- Every time I tell my girls they should hug each other and say sorry... it results in an injury. Today they were hugging (full embrace) while walking around giggling. All fun and games until they tripped, Reese was on top of Riley, Riley hit her head on the couch, and the love-fest was over... Riley started screaming and hitting at Reese and we were back at square one.

Lessons learned, little ladies. Lessons learned.