Dear Clothes Hanging in my Closet,
Yes, I'm talking to you: size XS and size 2. I'm not crazy about the way you've been taunting me lately. Just because I've lost 5 more pounds (which is a MIRACLE from God), I suddenly felt like "it was time" to try you on... BIG mistake. For example: adorable dark denim skirt from The Gap- I pulled you on... until the top of my thighs and then was in quite a bind. However, I was DETERMINED to get you over my (bigger than used to be) booty... you know, just to see. So I tugged and pulled and got you on! BUT... couldn't move my legs enough to even walk, nor, breathe. Then when the time came (that would be literally ONE second later due to the lack of oxygen being received) to take you off, I was stuck and couldn't even pull you down, but could not stop laughing!! Good thing no one was here but me (and the girls, but they were asleep!). I eventually did, of course. All of you are just taking up space right now, but I am still determined... one day, clothes, one day...
Sincerely,
Your Annoyed Owner
3 comments:
Hey girl. I hear ya (or, I hear my clothes too). I am not sure whose body I have now but it is definitely different from the one I had before.
:)
- Sara
Some how the scale "looks" like weight comes off but the clothes just don't fit the same! Way does that happen??
You look AMAZING!!
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